“I always marvel at the humans’ ability to keep going. They always manage to stagger on even with tears streaming down their faces.”
— Markus Zusak, The Book Thief
“Don’t you think that we should all have a weapon like that?”
“No. You simply lack the strength to wield them. Your bodies will crumble as you minds collapse to madness.”
“Is it weird that I want to do it even more now?”
Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply
“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”
(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)
I felt compelled
“I’m not used to being loved. I wouldn’t know what to do.”
— F. Scott Fitzgerald, More Than Just A House
Big Booty/Fat Ass Compilation
Pornstars (in order of appearance):
- Kelsi Monroe
- Kitty Caprice
- Alexis Texas
- Mandy Muse
- Dani Dolce
- Chanel Heart
- Demi Lopez
- Maya Bijou
- Karlee Grey
Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight
To anyone who says the post is a LIE, no. It’s an expiriment to see if it works. Or how it does when it does.
